FACT: When a gay man has anal sex rainbows come out of their unicorn’s ass.
Upon becoming a registered gay man you are assigned a unicorn.
jealous.
(Source: factsaboutqueers, via lgbtlaughs)
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I DIE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS
| Fan: | Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games! |
|---|---|
| Me: | |
| Fan: | |
| Me: | |
| Fan: | Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just- |
| Me: | I'VE DONE MY WAITING. |
| Fan: | Wha- |
| Me: | -TWELVE YEARS OF IT. |
| Fan: | But it hasn't even been ou- |
| Me: | IN AZKABAN. |
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